Five years of Brotherhood

Paper/cardboard cartons decompose though

So do ours... some fo them are made of organic plastic and most other get recyled. So either they'll go to the compost or get recycled.

And why on Earth would you decompose carboard. And no, it's not compostable if it's littered with glue and ink.

What we should do is mix the milk with iron so we can control it with magnets! LEVITATING MILK!

Um, if we mix milk with iron, then only the iron would magnetize... you'd get "floating" iron...?!

Not neccissarly. You just need to reverse the polarity.

Reversing the polarity would cause the iron to desend....

What if we attach the iron atoms to the milk atoms!?!?!?!?!?!

You'd need to fuse them together, and to do what you'd need a particle accelerator..!

No price is too great for levitating milk, Rick.  Through this advancement, there may be peace between all nations.  A great milk cloud will float over all the earth, and one need only point their straw skyward to taste of its empowering essence.  How could you ignore his brilliance, attempting to sweep this idea aside simply because poses some small difficulty? Truly, this is a step forward for humanity.

Won't we die of an iron overdose? And I believe the main reason for Rick's opposition to the levitating milk is that he's in the pocket of the Canadian milk bag corporations, he's just trying to keep them in business and not thinking about the good of man kind.